A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen."
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. -- George Will.
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